A small collection of my past articles, mostly which entail complaining about people who have wronged me. Petty much? Much.
I confronted the lipstick thief. It did not go to plan.
The backstory of the time I caught a woman on CCTV stealing my mail.
A letter to my noisy funking neighbours... that accidentally got one million views.
Well... that escalated. Read everything that happened after last week, including a follow-up letter.
If you are reading this, I may have been killed by a gang of bikies. Avenge my death, plz.
Tips on how to feel immediately fitter from the laziest person on Earth. [Read on-air by Chrissie & Jane on Mix 101.1FM]
'Adelaide Doesn't Need Your Approval'. An open letter, written on my old blog page. My first article to go viral and explode my inbox with equal parts support and hatred. Good times.
Lucy wrote for Mamamia for a couple of years. Mostly hard-hitting political opinions, award-winning front-line journalism and so on. Or not...
Featuring number 9, the ‘My opponent gave me a crappy handshake‘ rule.
Grated cheese in the freezer. Home again, home again, jiggety-jig. And more.
This hit a nerve with a lot of people. Because we're all in this shit together...
But.. what is there to DO in Adelaide? This is for my home city. Love you, Rads.
Nothing like humiliating my good-natured boyfriend all over the interwebs. This is for all the people who social-stalk. I KNOW YOU DO.
There's a lot more of my words around the internet, so search and stalk away. I'd rather not. Honestly, who knows where my mind has gone in the past?